yada yada yada..blah blah

k, so i would nt normally waste my time or yours to talk about any crap but i ran into someone who asked me, so dude whats the purpose of your life? and i said what the shit u mean or care cos a. i dont have a purpose and b. if by any chance i wud hv ne y d hell wud i tell u. so this moron says bye to me and i guess i pissed him off..i ws kinda glad i did!

but the asshole's question still did not leave my thoughts and i started thinkin really, what is the purpose of my life, i mean common, i dont give a shit to this stupido psychopath psychological question
but really, what wud i wake up everyday for?

so i thought and thought and sometimes tried to elude from those thoughts when i felt like this aint me - thinkin and tryin hard - na thats def. not me, i guess my brain and thoughts have been hacked..there has been an intrusion to my normal [ no thinking, carefree attitude ] and on top of it i was responsible for exposing my self and my brains to that jackass who injected this to me.

well days passed and then weeks and still that q was haunting me as if it was some kinda guilt i hv after doing something not allowed in bible or something and shitt just doesnt go out of my mind..

whats happened to me? i was alright a few weeks back and now i m thinking and asking questions to myself..huh, stupid malware virus attacked the vulnerable brain of sandy vohra..

i knew i needed a Norton to remove that virus and i knew there is no one out there who can fix this but me so i kinda used my anti programming skills and started fixing this bug.

believe me it wasn't so easy initially, @ times scary too & while i was doing this, i was still skeptical to what i was doing and ya know wat happens to ur brain when u r @ the T point and u hv no clue to take left or right cos your freakin GPS died at the same time when u were lost..what a misery are these GPS, is all together a different shit, that i aint gonna tell u now and leave it for later.Coming back to this virus thingy to figure out the purpose of my life, ii was still lost in the universe which they say is expanding but i dont believe them and i dont give a rat ass if it is indeed expanding or contracting cos never ever in my lifetime i wud see something extraordinary coming out of it so why should i worry?

so anyways, i was programming my brain to get me a fix for this error and i put some debugging thoughts inbetween and voila! i found the solution - i know y i wake up everyday? I know what makes me feel like "wow" - i know the purpose of my life -

So i know the answer i was looking for - u wanna know? really? but y?
like y wud u give a shit if i tell u the reason, y do care ? really ur such a looser! go get a life and do some bungee jumping or para gliding..y wud u waste ur time reading this junk..

so all u morons who wasted their time in reading this crap, seriously u guys need some help..go do something better to leave me with my thoughts!!

-inspired by the frost/nixon interview - naah..

direct inspiration from a conversation between geniuses - Seinfield and George Costanza