yada yada yada..blah blah

k, so i would nt normally waste my time or yours to talk about any crap but i ran into someone who asked me, so dude whats the purpose of your life? and i said what the shit u mean or care cos a. i dont have a purpose and b. if by any chance i wud hv ne y d hell wud i tell u. so this moron says bye to me and i guess i pissed him off..i ws kinda glad i did!

but the asshole's question still did not leave my thoughts and i started thinkin really, what is the purpose of my life, i mean common, i dont give a shit to this stupido psychopath psychological question
but really, what wud i wake up everyday for?

so i thought and thought and sometimes tried to elude from those thoughts when i felt like this aint me - thinkin and tryin hard - na thats def. not me, i guess my brain and thoughts have been hacked..there has been an intrusion to my normal [ no thinking, carefree attitude ] and on top of it i was responsible for exposing my self and my brains to that jackass who injected this to me.

well days passed and then weeks and still that q was haunting me as if it was some kinda guilt i hv after doing something not allowed in bible or something and shitt just doesnt go out of my mind..

whats happened to me? i was alright a few weeks back and now i m thinking and asking questions to myself..huh, stupid malware virus attacked the vulnerable brain of sandy vohra..

i knew i needed a Norton to remove that virus and i knew there is no one out there who can fix this but me so i kinda used my anti programming skills and started fixing this bug.

believe me it wasn't so easy initially, @ times scary too & while i was doing this, i was still skeptical to what i was doing and ya know wat happens to ur brain when u r @ the T point and u hv no clue to take left or right cos your freakin GPS died at the same time when u were lost..what a misery are these GPS, is all together a different shit, that i aint gonna tell u now and leave it for later.Coming back to this virus thingy to figure out the purpose of my life, ii was still lost in the universe which they say is expanding but i dont believe them and i dont give a rat ass if it is indeed expanding or contracting cos never ever in my lifetime i wud see something extraordinary coming out of it so why should i worry?

so anyways, i was programming my brain to get me a fix for this error and i put some debugging thoughts inbetween and voila! i found the solution - i know y i wake up everyday? I know what makes me feel like "wow" - i know the purpose of my life -

So i know the answer i was looking for - u wanna know? really? but y?
like y wud u give a shit if i tell u the reason, y do care ? really ur such a looser! go get a life and do some bungee jumping or para gliding..y wud u waste ur time reading this junk..

so all u morons who wasted their time in reading this crap, seriously u guys need some help..go do something better to leave me with my thoughts!!

-inspired by the frost/nixon interview - naah..

direct inspiration from a conversation between geniuses - Seinfield and George Costanza

Black or White

Its sad but true that MJ passed away and with him are gone some mysteries which would never see a day of light for world to know the secrets behind them.

Like Usher said, lets not get into the controversies or pains of Michael's life & rather on this occasion, lets all once and for all, celebrate his life as a talented & a gifted artist and pray for Michael to R.I.P.



...more to come..

Raj Karega Khalsa

On the streets of Brampton, stands a Singh no less than a king whose mind is on his money and money on his mind..yo beware you all dawgs out there ..cos he is out and is on a rage...

Housing Mortgage problems, Recession, Losing jobs and now Swine Flu ..is this what is called apocalypse

@$@#$#Catastrophe#$%&@

Housing Mortgage problems, Recession, Losing jobs and now Swine Flu ..is this what is called apocalypse. I believe the doomsday has just arrived and the complete destructive end is not that far..

Time has come to finish all pending tasks and prepare the journey to the new world...


phew....who cares.. lemme enjoy my drinks! TGIF!!!

Out Of Memory Error..:(

The other day, I went for an interview and had a sudden out of memory error. ..sad but true. the interviewer had to kick me to bounce my services..

Body of Lies.

So I finally got to watch Body of Lies..Russel Crowe rocks!

I believe every thing in the movie is a truth and is what is happening in the middle east.

Must watch...

Jai Ho..

It eventually took a Westerner to get bollywood and its artists a recognition..but its a well deserved appreciation.

Jai Ho.....

80's & the atrocities

The decade of 80 was probably the worst ever for countless acts and incidents that happened which changed the course of history. Being a SIKH, I feel the remorse and till date, cannot forget the fires I have seen standing on the roof our house or hearing people blabbering anti SIKH slogans..

Whats hurts me the most is now after almost 25 years, I see & read even more details of the shameless incidents that happened during that time in the land of PANJAB which I still believe is going to be the place where I would retire, one day.

How can I get this Gobind Ram out of my mind when this Meer Maano of 19th century has killed and tortured so many of my brothers and sikhs..

Not my words or thoughts neither could any one else's could bring peace to those who were victims to this butcher of mankind..

Being There..

"Being There" is a beautiful movie which makes Chance, a gardener by profession to be mistaken as Chauncey Gardnier, someone who knows Politics & Economics.

But the movie is just not about humor around the subject but it has more depth to it which is evident in the last 30 secs of the movie...

Thanks Mr. Way for sharing this beautiful collection of movies.

I recommend you to go to Netflix or Blockbuster to see this movie.

To tell you the truth, this is what I like most about the Free World.. I get to enjoy some really good hollywood stuff which otherwise odds are that I would have missed them in the past..like this one that I watched yesterday - For Love or Money..

"I Could Love a Man (Who Uses His Head)..". I have just fallen for Gabrielle for this one sentence which has such depth in it..

Revise and Brushup

Tip Of the Day:

Revise & brush up your concepts & be ready to get your hands dirty to clean up your mind in this freak out economy

Whats up with the economy?

Well comments on economy seems like a joke from someone who doesn't understand much of it but the fact is not the commenting or debating of the so called global recession or slowdown but feeling it in our day to day lives...

Mortage rates are down but the real estate appreciation has fallen badly..does it make sense to refinance? No, absolutely not..just ignore the gimmicks thrown by media..

Job switching...hell NO!

Spendthrift habits - Change them now or never..

Stocks - Diversifying the portfolio - Will that matter when everything is hell bend! No

Savings - YES, YES, YES..

Real Estate investments - has ruined me....